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Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular?
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Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!
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He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged
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Look before you open your eyes.
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If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!
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Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.
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Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy
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Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
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Where observation is concerned chance favours only the prepared mind.
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Death is the consequence of being alive.
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Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!
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The wise man is deceived once but the fool twice.
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If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
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Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.
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Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
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What's the name of your perfume? Catch of the Day?
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When the going gets tough the tough get going.
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Its not that i'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
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I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
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Cute Funny Quotes Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.
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Do all you should not all you could.
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Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges.
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I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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Dieting is wishful shrinking.
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Why are girls that way?
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Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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Life's a bitch, and then you die.
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Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
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Be good or be good at it!
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Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
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I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you
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Stupidity should be punished.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
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Saved by the bell.
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Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
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They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
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