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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
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There's a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes move toward it.
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The lover writes a one word poem, "You."
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Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger.~John Stewart
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When confronted with a knock at the door, a stupid man will complain about all the noise, a normal man will answer it, a smart man will look through the peephole and the wise man won't hear it because he's having sex.
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?~Jules Feiffer
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Take as much as you want, put back more than you take.
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams
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'I mean he was really cute and all but he was only 2 inches taller than me, and my entire shoe collection is based for guys 3 or more inches taller.'~Quinn, MTV's Daria
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Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
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Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience.
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Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning~sleep till noon.
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Necca me latre.~Kill me with a brick.
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Angel: What are you going to do now?
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Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
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Men are like blenders. You need one, but you don't know why.
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Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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Face this way towards enemy. (Printed on Claymore mines).
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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
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Into every life a little rain must fall, but I think someone's mistaken me for Noah.~Allison Raul
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He who bites his own dog barks last.
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And God said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?".
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks
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