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Cute Funny Quotes If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it -Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Author : Homer Simpson~Funny love quote

11 There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that
Saying by Steve Martin

12 Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun
Saying by Matt Groening

13 Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Author : Woody Allen~Funny love quote

14 "If you think there are no new frontiers,
watch a boy ring the doorbell on his first date"
Saying by Olin Miller
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15 "The great question which I have not been able to answer is,
'What does a woman want?"
Saying by Sigmund Freud Cute Funny Quotes

16 One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet
Author : Mongo~Funny love quote

17 Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
Saying by Steve Martin

18 Love talked about can be easily turned aside, but love demonstrated is irresistible
Saying by W Stanley Mooneyham

19 A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair
Author : Steve Martin~Funny love quote

20 "I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love or I had smallpox"
Saying by Woody Allen Cute Funny Quotes