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Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? Don't know the answer? Hmm. Successful. Isn't it?~Max Headroom sweet sayings by Pretty Cute

A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on~C.D. Bailey cute saying about cute aim quotes

Eschew Obfuscation sweet quotations about Cool Quotes

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better. cool sayings on Pickup Lines

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.~Lynda Montgomery cute aim quotes by Funny Man

Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car cool quote about Cool Sayings

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? sweet sayings by Hitter

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none cute saying about cute aim quotes

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION.. sweet quotations about Cool Quotes

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. cool sayings on Truth

There are only two type of aircraft... fighters and targets.~Major Doyle "Wahoo" Nicholson, USMC cute aim quotes by Cute Girl

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? cool quote about Question

'Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.'~Anonymous sweet sayings by Ronalino

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How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there? sweet quotations about Question

Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe cool sayings on Cool Quotes

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Out Of My Mind cool quote about Back In Five Minutes

When I got to the top of Everest, I was tired.~Aracelli Segarra sweet sayings by Pretty Cute

There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years or so won't cure. cute saying about sweet msn sayings

Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. sweet quotations about Religion

Want to talk to God? Send Him some kneel-mail. cool sayings on Religion

Men are like Conputers -- they're easy to turn on, but once everything's loaded up, they're hard to work and stubbornly refuse to do what you command. sweet msn sayings by Funny Girl

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. cool quote about Cute Quotes

When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.

The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
~Author : Jack London Quotes
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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
~Author : Saint Jerome Sayings

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these are the spur and reins whereby all mankind are set on work, and guided.
~Author : John Locke Quotes

God is love,and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him.
~Author : John the Elder Sayings

The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
~Author : Erich Fromm Quotes

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
~Author : Robert Ingersoll Sayings

The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.
~Author : Eric Hoffer Quotes

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
~Author : Paul Harvey Sayings

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
~Author : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes

He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when He is shearing them. But by this He showeth that they are His own and the newshorn sheep do most visibly bear His name or mark, when it is almost worn out and scarce discernible on them that have the longest fleece.
~Author : Richard Baxter Sayings

Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.

A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.
~Author : Camille Paglia Quotes

Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.
~Author : Sharon Salzberg Sayings

If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quotes

To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned summit, and see behind you the deep valley stretching miles and miles away, and before you other summits higher and whiter, which you may have strength to climb, or may not. Then you sit down and meditate and wonder which it will be.
~Author : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Sayings

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
~Author : G K Chesterton Quotes

A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
~Author : Dolly Parton Sayings

In idleness there is a perpetual despair.

Experience is an asset of which no worker can be cheated, no matter how selfish or greedy his immediate employer may be.
~Author : Napolean Hill Sayings

It is in the gift for employing all the vicissitudes of life to one's own advantage and to that of one's craft that a large part of genius consists.
~Author : G C Lichtenberg Quotes

In idleness there is a perpetual despair.
~Author : Thomas Carlyle Sayings

The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
~Author : James Taylor Quotes

Outside show is a poor substitution for inner worth.
~Author : Aesop Sayings

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind.
~Author : F Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

The gods too are fond of a joke.
~Author : Aristotle Sayings

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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.


With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.~Old Russian proverb.
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If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.~Lynda Montgomery


A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.~J. S. Bach


Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Welcome to California. Now go home!


The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.


You see a person that you would like to meet. Tap them on the shoulder. They turn around. 'Oh.. I'm very sorry. From over there you looked like someone I know, but from here you look like someone I should know.'

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
{Romantic little saying by Lucy Van Pelt}

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop. {Sweet quotes by : Anonymous}

Be of love (a little) more careful than of anything
{Sweet quotes by : E E Cummings}

A kiss blown
is a kiss wasted,
the only real kiss,
is a kiss tasted. {Cute sayings by Anonymous}

"You should not take a fellow eight years old,
and make him swear to never kiss the girls"
{Sweet love quote by Robert Browning}

I was never one to patiently pick up broken
fragments and glue them together again and tell
myself that the mended whole was as good as new.
What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember
it as it was at its best than mend it and see the
broken places as long as I lived. {Love little quote by Margaret Mitchell}

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20 If love is the answer, could you rephrase
the question. Author : Lily Tomlin

21 Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion
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22 Marrying a man is like buying something you've
been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it
doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Author : Jean Kerr

23 Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. Funny quotes by Henry Kissinger

24 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question
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Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt,

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt,
then he wears it everyday. Romantic sayings by Anonymous

To love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existence
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Ever has it been that love knows not its own
depth until the hour of separation. ~Source : Kahlil Gibran's love actually quotes

Love is never having to say I Love You. Romantic sayings by Brak, Cartoon

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've
all grown up. Love Quotes by Christopher Morley

Among those whom I like or admire,
I can find no common denominator,
but among those whom I love, I can:
all of them make me laugh. ~Source : W. H. Auden's love actually quotes

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
Romantic sayings by Rabindranath Tagore Thakur

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
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Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver
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Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
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With interactive TV will I be able to slap Rush Limbaugh?
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Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
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Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
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